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Direct from the US, moronavirus is here and spreading fast
SMH, by Peter FitzSimons
Listen. I get it. As one who has many times previously decried the rising damp of Coca-Colonisation on Australian life, that pernicious influence of America on our language and culture that sees us sometimes look and sound like the 53rd (hm, it's 50 in the US, Peter) state of the union, it takes a bit to shock me in that field.
But now focus on the 100 Australians with placards gathered on the steps of Victoria’s Parliament House on Sunday afternoon, protesting the lockdown, 5-G phone towers spreading the virus, and chanting away ... Can you hear it now? "Lock up Bill Gates! Lock up Bill Gates!"
Yup, arrest Bill Gates, because, while to you and me he just looks like a mild-mannered multi-billionaire living in Seattle, who now puts most of his energy into philanthropic endeavours to help rid the world of hunger and disease, in fact ... those Australian protesters believe he is truly one of the inventors of coronavirus, and is intent on spreading it around the world so he can establish a world government led by him.
Well, think again, Mr Gates. You thought you’d get away with your evil plans, but our friends in Melbourne are on to you! One of the key organisers, Fanos Panayides, was arrested for his trouble, even while trying to look up a Bible verse on his mobile phone. "Yeah," he told the media. "It was pretty interesting. When I was trying to say that part out of Revelations about the microchip is when they came and grabbed me."
(I think I know the passage he is referring to. It is surely Revelation 21.8: "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, those who pay to develop and release coronavirus so they can weaken the world as part of their plans to put microchips in the people as part of their main game of forming a world government, the idolaters and liars - they'll be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.")
Look, why wouldn’t the Devil step in at that very moment, and get the police to arrest Panayides, before he could spill the beans?
And yes, it’s true that it seems unlikely to you that Gates is behind the release of coronavirus when he has donated $US250 million to developing a vaccine, but that is just what he wants you to think! It is the very nature of evil geniuses to work in such devilishly double-handed ways.
Yup, friends, it is impossible to deny it any longer – moronavirus has not only arrived in Australia, it is starting to spread. There have been signs of its presence in isolated pockets for years. You cannot explain the election of Senator Malcolm Roberts in any other way. But this is different. This has moved from the backblocks of Queensland and is now in the Melbourne CBD!
This virus is capable of turning relatively benign simpletons into damaging spreaders, repeating their claims on social media where it targets the most vulnerable, those feeble-minded folk without the capacity to tell the difference between fact and embarrassing twaddle.
The first symptoms are often when they describe themselves as "patriots", often displaying the American and Australian flags crossing each other. You know they’ve got it bad when they comment positively on the latest Donald Trump insanity, saying it is all just "fake news" put out by the "lamestream" media and what is wrong with a little disinfectant in the blood anyway?
Why has there been such a devastating leap forward in moronavirus in Australia in recent weeks? I think it is the superspreaders like Bronwyn Bishop and Prue Macsween who now say out loud with conviction what used to just be whispered in dark corners. Bishop, you’ll recall, a former speaker of the House, recently said on Sky News After Dark that the Chinese themselves had developed the virus ... "to get rid of non-productive Chinese ... So they don't have to be fed".
Of course they did! It was part of their wider plan to "export the virus into the United States [and] test whether or not it is possible for this sort of action to send the rest of the world into recession". MacSween says the virus is spread by bats that the Greenies won’t let us eradicate. Genius!
Prue MacSween
@macsween_prue
So we now know this destructive cataclysmic virus originated from bats.
When is our Govt going to stop listening to greenie bureaucrats and putting
all our lives at risk? We know bats kill with this virus and others.
The message is clear: exterminate now @GladysB
I snort unpleasantly. You howl with laughter till you can howl no more. Fortunately, we are safe against it. But not all of our fellow Australians are so fortunate. There are enough of them who so believe that kind of brain-dead offal that some media platforms with no shame try to corral them in the one spot and actively feed them! Our only consolation, so far, is that our morons don’t have AK-47s.
But maybe that is just what Bill Gates wants us to think, softening us before he, and the Chinese Red Army, beneath the swarms of bats let loose from Bishop and MacSween’s belfry, storm our shores to set up world government. Don’t say we haven’t been warned.